I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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