Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize
