nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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