there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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