Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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