first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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