You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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