Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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