I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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