C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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