Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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