Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
only you would photoshop your dick
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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