i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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