rhymes with "ouble enetration"
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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