She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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