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(705): View more from Ontario

never. drinking. again.

(1-705): View more from Ontario

lets not get ahead of ourselves.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Yes but- 100% agreed

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(443): View more from Maryland

dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...

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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.

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I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.

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(707): View more from California

I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight

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(740): View more from Ohio

Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty

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(404): View more from Georgia

NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR

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(616): View more from Michigan

My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job

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(303): View more from Colorado

He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.

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