He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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