Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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