Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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