Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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