ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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