he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
so much tequila, so little girl.
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so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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