Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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