So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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