do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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