Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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