question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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