I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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