I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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