Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
