smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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