can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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