It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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