Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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