The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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