so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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