at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's like iHOP with fire
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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