The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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