ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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