Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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