I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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