Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize