why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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