is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
wat bout pragnant strippers??
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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