so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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