Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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