O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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