Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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