We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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