honey bunches of taint.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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