CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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