Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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