Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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