someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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